FHG Podcast 011: Dragons and the Wheels within Wheels

...in which Alfonso reveals his "political" leanings, Mark hates him for it, and Kevin silently wonders when everything went wrong.

Funny and Handsome Guys Episode 011: Dragons and the Wheels within Wheels

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Netflix Adventures!

I spend a lot of time home with the baby and, thankfully, she doesn't have an opinion about what's on the TV while she shrieks and howls. Thanks to the magic of Netflix (and the curse of no-cable) we watch a lot of crappy entertainment during the day. Okay, so not all of it is crappy, but you can easily burn through all of the good stuff in a week. "Netflix Adventures!" is my attempt to help the world navigate the tricky world of online entertainment. But, of course, I'm lazy... So one sentence is all you'll get. ENJOY!

Revenge of the Bridesmaids: Raven Simone gave me two reasons to watch this movie, but they were both adequately covered the entire time - 3/10

The Other Guys: Better than I was expecting but worse than I would have liked - 6/10

The Wizard: Who the fuck was this movie's target audience? - 5/10

Just One of the Guys: I miss the 80s - 6/10

Gamer: This movie tried REALLY hard to say something but Michael C. Hall's southern accent spoiled the whole thing - 5/10

FHG Podcast 010: Clichéd Hacks and Laugh Tracks

As our boys bask in post-rapture day quietude, Fonso brings up Dr. Who, Kevin brings up cool board games, and Mark's lunch is brought up for him by the big 4 broadcast networks' new fall '11 line-ups.

FHG Podcast 010: Clichéd Hacks and Laugh Tracks

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FHG Bonus 001: RAPTURE!

Just in case the world ends on Saturday and we don't make it to episode 10...

Funny and Handsome Guys Bonus 001: RAPTURE!

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Netflix Adventures!

I spend a lot of time home with the baby and, thankfully, she doesn't have an opinion about what's on the TV while she shrieks and howls. Thanks to the magic of Netflix (and the curse of no-cable) we watch a lot of crappy entertainment during the day. Okay, so not all of it is crappy, but you can easily burn through all of the good stuff in a week. "Netflix Adventures!" is my attempt to help the world navigate the tricky world of online entertainment. But, of course, I'm lazy... So one sentence is all you'll get. ENJOY!

The Virginity Hit: Holy shit, if this is really how kids are these days I swear to Christ we're going to hell in a hand-basket - 2/10

Trailer Park Boys: Holy shit, if this is really how Canadians are these days I swear to Christ that Canada is even funnier than Mike Myers' shitty recycled characters have led me to believe - 8/10

The Man With Two Brains: It's a little rough around the edges, but there are plenty of brilliant gags to remind you that Steve Martin is better than his latter-day Queen Latifah vehicles would lead you to believe - 9/10

Austin Powers in Goldmember: Apparently a movie's quality is inversely proportional to the number of its ridiculous celebrity cameos - 1/10

The 18-Year-Old Virgin: Just like the movie with Steve Carell only with an 18-year-old girl... and terrible - 3/10

FHG Podcast 009: Chivalry is Said (and some other stuff too)

In an episode that does for podcasting what the Fleshlight did for all those other latex vaginas, Alfonso gets repeatedly bleeped out while Mark admits to supporting the system that lets pretty girls get whatever they want in life. Kevin takes the high road in this and all things and special guest Lindsay gives us a female perspective on chivalry in what turns out to be a pretty blue show overall.

Funny and Handsome Guys Episode 009: Chivalry is Said (and some other stuff too)

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FHG Podcast 008: We'll Add Some Funny Stuff in Post

The triumvirate is reunited as Kevin tells us about Ebertfest, Mark won't shut the fuck up about god knows what, and Fonso tells a story from his dark past.

Funny and Handsome Guys Episode 008: We'll Add Some Funny Stuff in Post

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FHG Podcast 007: Breathe through your mouth... Or maybe that's worse

While Kevin's away at Ebertfest, Mark and Alfonso meander through a number of topics, including fake dog balls, sensual dick bites, swearing in front of your parents and Sony's latest PS3 debacle, all while missing the opportunity to invent the new meteorological terms "cumidity" and "spewpoint."

Note: This episode was the first one Mark tried to engineer... Yeah, this shit ain't easy! So, no outtakes this week, but if you're real good, maybe we'll strap them into next week's show. Also, Mark would like to apologize for the clicking throughout. He'd like to say it was a technical error, but it's actually the sound of him button mashing while playing Mortal Kombat... Now, enjoy your professionally crafted podcast!

Funny and Handsome Guys Episode 007: Breathe Through Your Mouth

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