Monday, December 26, 2011

FHG Podcast 041: Happy Handsome Holidays!




Christmas is happening as I type this. We made a podcast; listen to it.

FHG Podcast 041: Happy Handsome Holidays!

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Monday, December 19, 2011

FHG Podcast 040: Middle Age





Alfonso makes a dramatic comeback from the shitter to record, while Kevin nerds out over board games as Mark tries (and fails) to refrain from making fun of him.

FHG Podcast 040: Middle Age

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Monday, December 12, 2011

FHG Podcast 039: Tailgating at the Gates of Hell





In this episode, Kevin talks about Habeas Corpus, Alfonso muses about different types of ketchup, and Mark gets spiritual for a second. All with the usual Funny and Handsome Flavoring!

FHG Podcast 039: Tailgating at the Gates of Hell

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Monday, December 5, 2011

FHG Podcast 038: Kissing Cousins




In this episode, Mark gets really passionate about the idea of sexual relations with a cousin. Kevin talks about what it's like to be lost in a sea of his own kin, and Alfonso grumbles about the formalities involded in greeting his extended family. Plus, other crap too!

FHG Podcast 038: Kissing Cousins

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Monday, November 28, 2011

FHG Podcast 037: A Very Special Podcast




This episode was intended to first be a full show with all three hosts... Then the holiday and Kevin's imminent move changed to plan to make it a best of clip-show... Then Mark's laziness and Fonso's enthusiasm for talking turned it into a quaint little episode where we touch on everything from mending fences to epic video games. So, yeah, pretty typical...

FHG Podcast 037: A Very Special Podcast

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Monday, November 21, 2011

FHG Podcast 036: The Problems of the Day




Well, for sure, we always talk about the problems of the day, but this time we're as timely as possible. From video game stagnation, to underage-penetration, to occupier frustration, we hit the the tough topics.

FHG Podcast 036: The Problems of the Day

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Monday, November 14, 2011

FHG Podcast 035: Smoove'





The FaHGuys get down to business, trying not to talk about Jersey Shore, and then talking about it for 20 minutes, discussing other television shows out there, and then trying to address the "Occupy:" movement with all the honesty and insightfulness they're known for.

FHG Podcast 035: Smoove'

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Monday, November 7, 2011

FHG Podcast 034: BICOE 4




For no better reason than we didn't feel like it, we didn't record this week. Instead, here's the show we recorded a couple weeks ago, but failed to get together in time. Also... CRUNCHY NUT

FHG Podcast 034: BICOE 4

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Monday, October 31, 2011

FHG Podcast 033: Philosophizing




We're back and current for this week as indicated by our always on-target analysis of Kaddafi Quadaffi's death. We follow that up by returning to topics brought up by our BICOE that (drunken) Kevin wanted to talk about, while Mark argues those are dumb ideas. Meanwhile, Alfonso is tired from playing Batman: Arkham City and describes "dooky air." 

FHG Podcast 033: Philosophizing

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Monday, October 24, 2011

FHG Podcast 032: BICOE3



EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY! Good thing we've got this old thing from July to tide us over. We'll be back next week with some other crap! Enjoy!
FHG Podcast 032: BICOE3

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Monday, October 17, 2011

FHG Podcast 031: Randumb



In honor of this weeks incredibly random episode, the following description is brought to you by a random sentence generator:

The imperative boils! The rolling password laughs under a percentage. How can an infinite lover mess with a wooden vain? The overcome safeguard configures the design. Each proposed alias files a negative. The dashed heaven muddles the economics.
FHG Podcast 031: Randumb

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Monday, October 10, 2011

FHG Podcast 030: Simmer Down



This week's FHG Podcast explodes out of the gate with Mark's irrational, tyrannical, and seemingly neo-sacrilegious anti-eulogy for Steve Jobs. What a dick! (Mark, not Jobs... well, maybe Jobs). But who is worse? Mark for trashing the memory of a dead guy, or Alfonso for wanting to ditch out on a family outting? Okay, probably still Mark, but you be the judge! Thank god for Kevin, as usual, for providing the voice of reason and moderation in our 30th awesome podcast!
Funny and Handsome Guys Episode 030: Simmer Down

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Monday, October 3, 2011

FHG Podcast 29: In Studio!



We're trying something a bit new this week. Instead of the usual, tasty hour of your favorite three Funny and Handsome Guys talking Funny and Handsome Stuff™ for a full hour, the second half of this show has Kevin interviewing his old podcasting co-host, Chris, of music blog faronheit.com. Here we have a few musical clips, and talk generally about music these days.

Funny and Handsome Guys Episode 029: In Studio!

Show Notes:
-Music used this episode:

Reptiore (song: The Quest for Quests) (This is our Theme Music)
Destroyer (song: Chinatown)
Radiohead (song: Bloom)
Girls (song: Honey Bunny)
tUnE-yArDs (song: Powa)

- The size of this download is a bit bigger due to the quality of the music samples.
- Special thanks to our guest Chris of faronheit.com. He doesn't have a great audio recorder, so please excuse the quality, but he has some great music observations and picks.

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Monday, September 26, 2011

FHG Podcast 028: Powder



While Kevin is away handling some business, Mark and Alfonso talk about how to handle YOUR business thanks to the wise words of a middle-aged gay man. We touch on other hygiene issues, grocery shopping, and ~sigh~ justice in America. But mostly we ramble. Bon Apetit!
Funny and Handsome Guys Episode 028: Powder

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Monday, September 19, 2011

FHG Podcast 027: Get that baby out of here...



In episode 27 we finally get around to introducing our first (and potentially only) guest during Alfonso's sabbatical, though she brings with her an unwanted guest. We talk about birthdays, writers, babies, and assholes. Well, one asshole.

Funny and Handsome Guys Episode 027: Get that baby out of here...

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Sunday, September 11, 2011

FHG Podcast 026: 'Merica



This week, Kevin gets angry, Mark gets frustrated, and Alfonso returns with his conspiracies and UTI-updates.

Funny and Handsome Guys Episode 026: 'Merica

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Monday, September 5, 2011

FHG Podcast 025: Dirty Pictures



On this episode, Kevin and Mark go on a marvelous tour of sex on camera. If you ever wanted a less helful, audio-only version of Mr. Skin, this might be your best bet! Oddly enough, it turns out that Mark *does* want more than just boobies in his movies! Also, Kevin defends pretension while Mark pretends to be above pretension.


Funny and Handsome Guys Episode 025: Dirty Pictures

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Sunday, August 28, 2011

FHG Podcast 024: Goodbye for Now...



No, no, we're not going away, just Alfonso. In this episode, he reveals his master plan to improve the podcast by not being on it for a bit... No, wait, he's improving himself by not being on the social media circuit for a month, and the podcast is collateral damage. Also Kevin wines (get it?!?) and Mark asks you to please stop reposting things on Facebook, presumably because he's not man enough to want AIDS, cancer, troops, and, um, motherhood to find a cure.


Funny and Handsome Guys Episode 024: Goodbye for Now...

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Monday, August 22, 2011

FHG Podcast 023: Just Plain Bad



The FHGs follow up what was (half of) their best episode yet with... well, something. Mark complains about people liking bad movies, Kevin simultaneously creates and follows the FHG podcast drinking game while recording, and Alfonso brings us a story from the Book of Face.


Funny and Handsome Guys Episode 023: Just Plain Bad

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Sunday, August 14, 2011

FHG Podcast 022: CURSE YOU JIMMY JOHN!


This week we start out with 30 minutes of our best show ever! Then, Jimmy John's fucks everything up. Through the miracle of editing, the episode turns out okay. Through organic conversation, Mark reveals the times he's soiled himself, Kevin admits to his drag-show confusion, and Alfonso goes limitless.

Also! Dehanced sound quality! You didn't really need the 14kbs we took out, did you? Complain if it's too nasty and we'll probably switch it back!
Funny and Handsome Guys Episode 022: CURSE YOU JIMMY JOHN!

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Monday, August 8, 2011

FHG Podcast 021: The Grown-Ups are Talking


For our 21st podcast, we inadvertently end up talking about grown-up adult issues for maybe too long. We also inadvertently send Alfonso's blood pressure through the roof. Plus, if you've ever wanted to know why playing bingo is awesome, now's your chance! Also, Spider-man!
Funny and Handsome Guys Episode 020: Deadsies

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Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Half black, half hispanic. 100% SPOILED!



Above image courtesy(I think) of Bleeding Cool. Where they got it from...I dunno.

Relax everyone, that's not our President, Barack Obama, dressed up as Spider-Man in the image above. Close, but not really. It's Miles Morales, the new, ULTIMATE version, of everyone's favorite wall-crawler!

Continuing a useless trend that no one cares about, Marvel Comics used their contacts at USA Today and the Associated Press to reveal/spoil/ruin the identity revelation of the new Ultimate Spider-Man. While not a replacement for the character who's been around for close to fifty years, the story is getting plenty of attention.

SUPPOSEDLY.

There are plenty of sites, legit and not, where one can discuss the racial history of Miles Morales. For the record, I've heard both "half-black, half-Hispanic" and "half-black, half-Mexican." Yeah, there's a difference.

This isn't one of those sites, however. My intention today is to point out how utterly silly it is of Marvel Comics to ruin an ongoing story for the sake of a soundbite or graphic on FOX News. Marvel Comics has done this before, having spoiled the deaths *SPOILER WARNING* of Captain America, Johnny Storm and the previous Ultimate Spider-Man, sixteen year old Peter Parker.

Therein lies the problem. Marvel has never really shown that these early reveals have helped anyone in the comics business but their attention-seeking marketing department. A few comic shops I follow on Twitter are on record as saying the reveals have not helped sell more comics in the (very short)long run.

Add to that Marvel's arrogance in telling their existing readership to "avoid the internet tomorrow :-D" for the full monty of stupidity. In this day and age, that is the equivalent of your wife/live-in girlfriend/mother saying "Dinner's in the fridge, but it's a surprise. Don't go in there. Oh yeah, your diabetes/heart/erectile dysfunction medicine is in the fridge too."

Arrgghhh.

I am excited about this story. The idea of a bi-racial character taking up the mantle of a long established superhero can be, and will be, treated well in the hands of writer Brian Michael Bendis and his rotating cast of artists. I just wish I had a chance to find out about this story on Wednesday after my trip to the comic shop, not on a Tuesday morning during a porn search.

Le sigh.

Monday, August 1, 2011

FHG Podcast 020: Deadsies


So someone in pop culture died this week, so there's that. Also Wizard World. We mourn some dead showbiz legends, ponder how to be a man without football, and hiss and boo at Chicago Comic-Con's guest list.
Funny and Handsome Guys Episode 020: Deadsies

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Monday, July 25, 2011

FHG Podcast 019: Gleaming the Cube

This week: Kevin returns and brings the "fun" back to "FHG", Mark lays his feelings on the line, and Alfonso takes us all on a magical, new-agey trip through the self-discovery of "the Cube."

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This podcast features the song Neptune Sky by Orb Gettarr, available under a Commons Attribution-ShareAlike license.

Monday, July 18, 2011

FHG Podcast 018: Break in Case of Emergency 2

Because the wind totally blows, Kevin is without power while Mark and Fonso again swoop in to prevent the social disaster that would occur if a week went by without a Funny and Handsome Podcast. Also, new theme music because Mark forgot that he didn't have the original one saved from when his hard drive crashed! It's "Magnum" by xKore.
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Monday, July 11, 2011

FHG Podcast 017: Relationships, or Don't Throw Caylee Anthony Out With The Bathwater

Alfonso opens with the requisite Caylee Anthony joke and derails half the episode as usual, Kevin reveals he's not quite the "fucking Clark Kent" of the FHGuys that he makes himself out to be, and Mark delves deep into our dark hearts and romances.

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Sunday, July 10, 2011

Review: The Tree of Life

Recently, a photo of a posting in a theatre regarding showings of Tree of Life has been making the viral rounds:

Source: http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/news/avon-theater-tree-of-life-no-refunds.php

There have been two camps that have formed regarding it: 1, that modern theatre goers have been dumbed-down by Hollywood-fare such as Transformers 3, or 2, that art film theatres are elitist snobs that have grown out of touch with the film going audience.

If you’ve been following the podcast, you probably have figured out that I’m the art film snob of the group, and this is the reason I’m posting my first review on this site regarding this film. Actually, scratch that: I don’t want to be known as the art film snob. I enjoy a Hollywood schlockfest, the popcorn film, the tent pole films of summer when done with unique, bold visions. There are certain merits in some of those films that I think make the time spent watching them worth it.

I haven’t seen Transformers 3; I haven’t seen Transformers 2. I saw the first one, and I enjoyed it to a minimal degree for what it was; my primary complaint, like most people’s complaints regarding Michael Bay, was the inability to distinguish action (that’s not to mention the sophomoric humor, the cardboard characters, and thin strip of plot that comprises the film). Of course, I went in understanding, “Hey, I’m watching an adaptation of a Saturday-morning cartoon.” Say what you will about diminished expectations, but sometimes that’s all you have to derive enjoyment from something.

I have a certain respect for Michael Bay. He has plenty of haters in the film lover world, and even beyond that – he is probably the most mainstream, successful yet critically hated filmmaker ever. He even has an undeniable vision – mainly comprising of explosions over a blaring AC/DC soundtrack, but a vision, nonetheless. I would rather see something bold and failing than bland and mediocre.

Then there is Terrence Malick. Malick is, almost without doubt, my favorite filmmaker, living or dead. Malick is the antithesis to Michael Bay—in fact, I’m fairly certain that were they to meet, there’d be some sort of nuclear reaction. Malick trades in quiet, poem-like films, and has only made four major films before this film, each regarded almost universally as masterpieces.

Where I have issues with the film snob argument of the above picture is the idea that the audience has grown dumb and unappreciative of Malick’s films over the years. This is a false idea: Malick’s films have never been the sorts that audiences flock to and accept. His highest grossing film, The Thin Red Line, did well, arguably, because Saving Private Ryan came out shortly before it did, and audiences came expecting, falsely, a similar film.

Here’s my confession: when I first saw The Thin Red Line, I heckled it. I wasn’t the only one.

I had never seen anything like it. I thought it pretentious and boring. I wanted war stories. of the sort that Saving Private Ryan traded in – a film I will still hold is a masterpiece of its own sort. However, they are two different types of film, with their only true similarity being the World War II setting. It took me some time, and at some point, it became my favorite war film, and one of my favorite films of all time.

That’s what you have to understand and appreciate about Malick. He doesn’t make films that are easy. His films challenge, and Tree of Life is possibly his most challenging.

The film is ostensibly about nothing less than meanings of life, as told through the memories of a man (Sean Penn) reflecting on his brother’s death and their life growing up in Waco, Texas. Brad Pitt plays his father, a cold, harsh man who loves his children anyway. His memories reflect and celebrate the conflict of nature versus grace, and the story weaves through time and space from the Big Bang, through the dinosaurs, to his past and present.

The film uses little dialogue, and its structure is as mysterious as its story. Malick is one of those filmmakers who use spaces in action and dialogue, the moments of pure cinema where image and sound combine to tell something greater than story. He would probably be well grouped with other filmmakers such as Sergio Leone or Carl Th. Dryer; they all understand greater than most that the core of film is humanity.

I stated earlier that I would rather see something bold and failing than bland and mediocre – the film is certainly not bland or mediocre, nor has it failed. It is probably the most challenging, mind-bending film since 2001: A Space Odyssey, and in some ways, I would call them spiritual companions. Certainly, there is going to be an experience for some in watching both of these films while under certain influences.

I hate saying that a film isn’t for everyone, but I enjoyed it immensely while knowing others might not, just as I didn’t when I first saw Thin Red Line. However, I hope people grow to love it in the same way, as well.

Monday, July 4, 2011

FHG Podcast 016: Sweet Cultish Sixteen

Mark tells us why Kevin Smith is better in podcast form, Alfonso loves him some Steven Spielberg, and Kevin makes wild claims of who is and isn't a cult film maker.

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Monday, June 27, 2011

FHG Podcast 015: Break in Case of Emergency 1


While Kevin is embroiled in internet issues, Mark and Fonso have to break out the first of our emergency recordings. What you're getting today is a very tender and touching tribute to the spirit of man. Mark does his best to get to the heart of Alfonso while he tries very hard to be who he gotta be.
Funny and Handsome Guys Episode 015: Break in Case of Emergency 1

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Monday, June 20, 2011

FHG Podcast 014: GANG VIOLENCE


In a very touching Funny and Handsome Guys Podcast, Alfonso saves the life of a woodland creature, Kevin's token of love is stolen by a romantic rival, and Mark salivates about "titty tuesdays." Also, the problems of the day are addressed, like attacks in Chicago, stalkers, and large foreheads.
Funny and Handsome Guys Episode 014: GANG VIOLENCE

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Monday, June 13, 2011

FHG Podcast 013: Conventional Convention


It was E3 week, so the boys talk vidya games in episode 13 of the most underrated but over hyped podcast you'll ever hear! Listen and hear Fonso reveal he has a torrenting problem, Kevin reveal he has an Eve Online problem, and Mark reveal how you can have a drinking problem with the Official FHG Podcast drinking game!
Funny and Handsome Guys Episode 013: Conventional Convention

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Monday, June 6, 2011

FHG Podcast 012: Another Dimension


Where else but FHG Podcast can you find Mark revealing the further works of those "All Your Base Are Belong to Us" guys, Kevin sanctioning the digital world of tomorrow (today!), and Alfonso's thoughts on DC's upcoming uber-reset? No where, that's where!
Funny and Handsome Guys Episode 012: Another Dimension

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Thursday, June 2, 2011

Netflix Adventures!

I spend a lot of time home with the baby and, thankfully, she doesn't have an opinion about what's on the TV while she shrieks and howls. Thanks to the magic of Netflix (and the curse of no-cable) we watch a lot of crappy entertainment during the day. Okay, so not all of it is crappy, but you can easily burn through all of the good stuff in a week. "Netflix Adventures!" is my attempt to help the world navigate the tricky world of online entertainment. But, of course, I'm lazy... So one sentence is all you'll get. ENJOY!

Dead Alive: I'm still waiting for the zombie babysitting simulation video game spin-off: 6/10

Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Saphire: No jokes, just watch it: 9/10

The Baxter: A great premise that ultimately leads to a pretty mediocre and predictable movie, but for some reason I watch it all the time: 7/10

Diggers: Your typical boring indie movie, though oddly starring talented people this time - 5/10

Hall Pass: I have no idea why this movie isn't funnier than it is - 6/10

Monday, May 30, 2011

FHG Podcast 011: Dragons and the Wheels within Wheels


...in which Alfonso reveals his "political" leanings, Mark hates him for it, and Kevin silently wonders when everything went wrong.

Funny and Handsome Guys Episode 011: Dragons and the Wheels within Wheels

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Thursday, May 26, 2011

Netflix Adventures!

I spend a lot of time home with the baby and, thankfully, she doesn't have an opinion about what's on the TV while she shrieks and howls. Thanks to the magic of Netflix (and the curse of no-cable) we watch a lot of crappy entertainment during the day. Okay, so not all of it is crappy, but you can easily burn through all of the good stuff in a week. "Netflix Adventures!" is my attempt to help the world navigate the tricky world of online entertainment. But, of course, I'm lazy... So one sentence is all you'll get. ENJOY!

Revenge of the Bridesmaids: Raven Simone gave me two reasons to watch this movie, but they were both adequately covered the entire time - 3/10

The Other Guys: Better than I was expecting but worse than I would have liked - 6/10

The Wizard: Who the fuck was this movie's target audience? - 5/10

Just One of the Guys: I miss the 80s - 6/10

Gamer: This movie tried REALLY hard to say something but Michael C. Hall's southern accent spoiled the whole thing - 5/10

Monday, May 23, 2011

FHG Podcast 010: Clichéd Hacks and Laugh Tracks

As our boys bask in post-rapture day quietude, Fonso brings up Dr. Who, Kevin brings up cool board games, and Mark's lunch is brought up for him by the big 4 broadcast networks' new fall '11 line-ups.
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Thursday, May 19, 2011

FHG Bonus 001: RAPTURE!


Just in case the world ends on Saturday and we don't make it to episode 10...


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Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Netflix Adventures!

I spend a lot of time home with the baby and, thankfully, she doesn't have an opinion about what's on the TV while she shrieks and howls. Thanks to the magic of Netflix (and the curse of no-cable) we watch a lot of crappy entertainment during the day. Okay, so not all of it is crappy, but you can easily burn through all of the good stuff in a week. "Netflix Adventures!" is my attempt to help the world navigate the tricky world of online entertainment. But, of course, I'm lazy... So one sentence is all you'll get. ENJOY!

The Virginity Hit: Holy shit, if this is really how kids are these days I swear to Christ we're going to hell in a hand-basket - 2/10

Trailer Park Boys: Holy shit, if this is really how Canadians are these days I swear to Christ that Canada is even funnier than Mike Myers' shitty recycled characters have led me to believe - 8/10

The Man With Two Brains: It's a little rough around the edges, but there are plenty of brilliant gags to remind you that Steve Martin is better than his latter-day Queen Latifah vehicles would lead you to believe - 9/10

Austin Powers in Goldmember: Apparently a movie's quality is inversely proportional to the number of its ridiculous celebrity cameos - 1/10

The 18-Year-Old Virgin: Just like the movie with Steve Carell only with an 18-year-old girl... and terrible - 3/10




Sunday, May 15, 2011

FHG Podcast 009: Chivalry is Said (and some other stuff too)



In an episode that does for podcasting what the Fleshlight did for all those other latex vaginas, Alfonso gets repeatedly bleeped out while Mark admits to supporting the system that lets pretty girls get whatever they want in life. Kevin takes the high road in this and all things and special guest Lindsay gives us a female perspective on chivalry in what turns out to be a pretty blue show overall.

Funny and Handsome Guys Episode 009: Chivalry is Said (and some other stuff too)

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Sunday, May 8, 2011

FHG Podcast 008: We'll Add Some Funny Stuff in Post


The triumvirate is reunited as Kevin tells us about Ebertfest, Mark won't shut the fuck up about god knows what, and Fonso tells a story from his dark past.

Funny and Handsome Guys Episode 008: We'll Add Some Funny Stuff in Post

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Monday, May 2, 2011

FHG Podcast 007: Breathe through your mouth... Or maybe that's worse


While Kevin's away at Ebertfest, Mark and Alfonso meander through a number of topics, including fake dog balls, sensual dick bites, swearing in front of your parents and Sony's latest PS3 debacle, all while missing the opportunity to invent the new meteorological terms "cumidity" and "spewpoint."

Note: This episode was the first one Mark tried to engineer... Yeah, this shit ain't easy! So, no outtakes this week, but if you're real good, maybe we'll strap them into next week's show. Also, Mark would like to apologize for the clicking throughout. He'd like to say it was a technical error, but it's actually the sound of him button mashing while playing Mortal Kombat... Now, enjoy your professionally crafted podcast!

Funny and Handsome Guys Episode 007: Breathe Through Your Mouth

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Wednesday, April 27, 2011

FHG Podcast 006: Old Balls


This week, Mark muses about growing old, Alfonso defends the name of the show, and Kevin successfully avoids crying, once again.

Funny and Handsome Guys Episode 006: Old Balls

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Please note: This week, we had some technical issues, which caused a delay in the posting of this episode. Try and forgive us, 'k?

Monday, April 18, 2011

FHG Podcast 005: Reading Sucks!


Two well-read gents and one goon who can pretend discuss the state of reading in America.

Funny and Handsome Guys Episode 005: Reading Sucks!

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Monday, April 11, 2011

FHG Podcast 004:A Not So Special Episode


Alfonso looks at where we are and where we want to
go with podcasting, Kevin gives tips for how-to podcast, and Mark is
off being a responsible adult" or something like that.

Funny and Handsome Guys Episode 004: A Not So Special Episode

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Thursday, March 31, 2011

FHG Podcast 003: In Defense of Super Hero Cinema


The third time's the charm as Mark tries awfully hard not to spoil "Catfish," Fonso apologizes for "Sucker Punch," and Kevin leads the expedition into the heart of comic book movies.

Funny and Handsome Guys Episode 003: In Defense of Super Hero Cinema

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Monday, March 21, 2011

FHG Podcast 002: Pick Your Poison


This week, Alfonso tries not to swear as much whilst talking of baby showers and the guys who go to them, Kevin reveals his secret desire to be Han Solo, and Mark nerds out over the biggest nerd feuds, and why we have them.

Funny and Handsome Guys Episode 002: Pick Your Poison

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Thursday, March 17, 2011

ITUNES!

There's our itunes link! You can subscribe now and get all of the Funny and Handsome Guys you can handle...

or at least the one podcast that's done so far...

Look for episode 2 soon!

Thursday, March 10, 2011

FHG Podcast 001: Skull and Crossbones


...in which our heroes discuss Kevin's earliest memories of piracy, Alfonso's lack of interest in things that are good (e.g. Aaron Sorkin), and Mark's boner for both of the above. Theme song by Reptiore.

Funny and Handsome Guys Episode 001: Skull and Crossbones

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